I DON'T CARE HOW TMI THIS IS YOU ALL BETTER READ IT

[kumagypsy]

ATTENTION SUMABURA:

SINCE THERE APPEARS TO BE SOME CONFUSION ABOUT THIS I BELIEVE IT'S TIME TO CLEAR THE AIR.

I.

AM.

A.

GIRL.

I LIVE IN THE GIRL'S DORM. I HAVE BOOBS. THEY ARE REAL AND THEY ARE SPECTACULAR. I DO NOT HAVE A TAB A, I HAVE A SLOT B. I HAVE MONTHLY VISITS FROM AUNT FLO. AS MUCH AS I HATE TO ADMIT IT, I HAVE CHILD-BEARING HIPS.

JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION, YOU WEAR PANTS AND KEEP YOUR HAIR SHORT AND SUDDENLY EVERYBODY ASSUMES YOU HAVE A DICK. WHAT THE HELL.

dammit, I know that fortune teller chick was a complete phony, so why am I still bugging out over that reading she gave me? Who cares what a bunch of fancy playing cards say? *I* know that Duster and me are meant to be!... but I just can't shake the feeling that something bad's gonna happen to us. urgh, I need to do something to get my mind off this. Of all the days for the sex ed teach to take away our monster babies!

Comments

[pkloveomega.livejournal.com]

Uh... yeah. Awesome and nothing like a skirt! That's what I meant. Please don't hit me.

...She... she knew Mom...?

[oso-tigre.livejournal.com]

GOOD IT APPEARS WE ARE CLEAR THEN

AUNT FLO KNOWS ALL WOMEN. SHE IS A FORCE TO BE FEARED AND LOATHED.

[pkloveomega.livejournal.com]

Yes! Crystal! Your hoodie is great and you are the girliest person I know and ffff you punch really hard.

...Aunt Flo sounds scary, Kumatora.