agh agh agh

[kumagypsy]

((this is ALSO BACKDATED to... uhhh let's go with Sunday or something. :V Also Kuma has been hiding in the common room since the dance and strikes = private freaking out))

fsdkfhdaskf I woke up and I'm still a giant chicken oh god I hope this isn't permanent aaaa I can't even go cuddle with Duster because I'd probably crush his spine like this aaaaaaa



Agh agh agh I don't want to tell anyone about this but

SOMETHING REALLY WEIRD HAS HAPPENED AND I THINK ONLY SCIENCE CAN FIX IT. HALP.

Comments

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

SCIENCE YOU SAY

What happened?

[oso-tigre.livejournal.com]

JEFF.

I THINK I'M A SOFA I TURNED INTO RAWK HAWK.

FIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXIT

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

W-what? How?

[oso-tigre.livejournal.com]

I DUNNOOOOOOO

ONE MINUTE I WAS YELLING AT HIM AT THE DANCE AND THE NEXT MINUTE I WAS HIM AND I THINK HE WAS ME BECAUSE HE TOTALLY RAN UP ON STAGE IN MY BODY AND STARTED DANCING BECAUSE HE KNOWS I HATE DANCING SO I THREW HIM AGAINST THE WALL

YOU CAN FIX THIS RIGHT??

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA I TOTALLY SAW THE DANCING. Oh... Calm down! I think I know what happened.

Have you ever heard of a... heart swap, I think it was called? One of the Pokemon students seem to cause them from time to time. It'll wear off in a few days.

...You know, injuring your own body probably wasn't the smartest thing to do.

[oso-tigre.livejournal.com]

You mean it's not permanent? OH THANK GOD.

I KNOW. I KNOW. But I was REALLY PISSED OFF and he was HUMILIATING ME IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE SCHOOL AND I HATE HIM AND AAAAHHHH WHY DO I HAVE TO BE STUCK IN HIS BODY AAAAARRGHHH

...oh goddammit I smashed another chair.

waitaminute how do you know about these heart swap things? I've never heard of this happening to anyone else before!

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

You know, you could just explain the whole situation to everyone so they know anything humiliating coming from your body right now is not your fault at all. Or are you trying to keep it hush-hush?

S-seriously, calm down...

Uh... call it... personal experience.
It also happened to Mr. Falcon and Professor Olimar before... probably a lot of other people too.

[oso-tigre.livejournal.com]

ARE YOU KIDDING I AM A GIANT CHICKEN IN A SPEEDO RIGHT NOW I DON'T WANT ANYBODY TO KNOW ABOUT TH-personal experience, you say?

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

...yeah.

[oso-tigre.livejournal.com]

You realize you're going to tell me this story right now?

I can totally snap you in half like a twig if I were so inclined~! >:3

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

I... really wasn't supposed to tell anyone. Even if it was a while back now, the other person might not appreciate it if word gets around.

[oso-tigre.livejournal.com]

what no juicy gossip awwww

Oh well I'll just read your mind when I get my body back!

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

D-don't do that!

You psychics are all the same!

[oso-tigre.livejournal.com]

PEE-KAY MINDRAPE~!

[clobbadatkirbeh.livejournal.com]

*Dedede leaves a message in your doorstep*

[oso-tigre.livejournal.com]

....

maybe if I find the hammer I can beat the hell out of Rawk with it... *strokes chin*