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ATTENTION SUMABURA:

SINCE THERE APPEARS TO BE SOME CONFUSION ABOUT THIS I BELIEVE IT'S TIME TO CLEAR THE AIR.


I.

AM.

A.


GIRL.

I LIVE IN THE GIRL'S DORM. I HAVE BOOBS. THEY ARE REAL AND THEY ARE SPECTACULAR. I DO NOT HAVE A TAB A, I HAVE A SLOT B. I HAVE MONTHLY VISITS FROM AUNT FLO. AS MUCH AS I HATE TO ADMIT IT, I HAVE CHILD-BEARING HIPS.

JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION, YOU WEAR PANTS AND KEEP YOUR HAIR SHORT AND SUDDENLY EVERYBODY ASSUMES YOU HAVE A DICK. WHAT THE HELL.

dammit, I know that fortune teller chick was a complete phony, so why am I still bugging out over that reading she gave me? Who cares what a bunch of fancy playing cards say? *I* know that Duster and me are meant to be!... but I just can't shake the feeling that something bad's gonna happen to us. urgh, I need to do something to get my mind off this. Of all the days for the sex ed teach to take away our monster babies!

Date: 2008-08-26 02:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blondprodigy.livejournal.com
Wait what you're a girl?!
I, uh... Think you might be overreacting just a bit... I mean, I can understand how it would be annoying but you are more masculine than many of the boys here.

Date: 2008-08-26 02:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oso-tigre.livejournal.com
I WILL DESTROY YOU

THREE TIMES IN THE LAST WEEK SOMEBODY TOLD ME THEY THOUGHT I WAS A DUDE

IT HAS GONE BEYOND ANNOYING

Date: 2008-08-26 02:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oso-tigre.livejournal.com
ALSO I CAN'T HELP IT IF ALMOST ALL THE GUYS HERE ARE GAY

Date: 2008-08-26 02:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blondprodigy.livejournal.com
W-wait that doesn't necessarily mean ALL of them are girly
I think
NOT THAT IT MATTERS TO ME AT ALL.

Date: 2008-08-26 02:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blondprodigy.livejournal.com
I'm kidding, I'm kidding!

...In that case, you have every right to rant in large font.

Date: 2008-08-26 03:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oso-tigre.livejournal.com
HELL YEAH I DO

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