kumagypsy | I DON'T CARE HOW TMI THIS IS YOU ALL BETTER READ IT

ATTENTION SUMABURA:

SINCE THERE APPEARS TO BE SOME CONFUSION ABOUT THIS I BELIEVE IT'S TIME TO CLEAR THE AIR.

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AM.

A.

GIRL.

I LIVE IN THE GIRL'S DORM. I HAVE BOOBS. THEY ARE REAL AND THEY ARE SPECTACULAR. I DO NOT HAVE A TAB A, I HAVE A SLOT B. I HAVE MONTHLY VISITS FROM AUNT FLO. AS MUCH AS I HATE TO ADMIT IT, I HAVE CHILD-BEARING HIPS.

JESUS CHRIST ~~IT'S A LION~~, YOU WEAR PANTS AND KEEP YOUR HAIR SHORT AND SUDDENLY EVERYBODY ASSUMES YOU HAVE A DICK. WHAT THE HELL.

dammit, I know that fortune teller chick was a complete phony, so why am I still bugging out over that reading she gave me? Who cares what a bunch of fancy playing cards say? *I* know that Duster and me are meant to be!... but I just can't shake the feeling that something bad's gonna happen to us. urgh, I need to do something to get my mind off this. Of all the days for the sex ed teach to take away our monster babies!