I DON'T CARE HOW TMI THIS IS YOU ALL BETTER READ IT

[kumagypsy]

ATTENTION SUMABURA:

SINCE THERE APPEARS TO BE SOME CONFUSION ABOUT THIS I BELIEVE IT'S TIME TO CLEAR THE AIR.

I.

AM.

A.

GIRL.

I LIVE IN THE GIRL'S DORM. I HAVE BOOBS. THEY ARE REAL AND THEY ARE SPECTACULAR. I DO NOT HAVE A TAB A, I HAVE A SLOT B. I HAVE MONTHLY VISITS FROM AUNT FLO. AS MUCH AS I HATE TO ADMIT IT, I HAVE CHILD-BEARING HIPS.

JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION, YOU WEAR PANTS AND KEEP YOUR HAIR SHORT AND SUDDENLY EVERYBODY ASSUMES YOU HAVE A DICK. WHAT THE HELL.

dammit, I know that fortune teller chick was a complete phony, so why am I still bugging out over that reading she gave me? Who cares what a bunch of fancy playing cards say? *I* know that Duster and me are meant to be!... but I just can't shake the feeling that something bad's gonna happen to us. urgh, I need to do something to get my mind off this. Of all the days for the sex ed teach to take away our monster babies!

Comments

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

... Really? Huh... never would'a guessed.

Maybe it has somethin' to do with me feelin' more feminine than you now, makin' it harder to tell... *shame* how brash ya' look to me. I always associate that with manliness!

((Strikes deleted))

[oso-tigre.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE ONE TO TALK ABOUT MANLINESS, PINK PTERODACTYL.

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

... p-please don't remind me o' that.