I DON'T CARE HOW TMI THIS IS YOU ALL BETTER READ IT

[kumagypsy]

ATTENTION SUMABURA:

SINCE THERE APPEARS TO BE SOME CONFUSION ABOUT THIS I BELIEVE IT'S TIME TO CLEAR THE AIR.

I.

AM.

A.

GIRL.

I LIVE IN THE GIRL'S DORM. I HAVE BOOBS. THEY ARE REAL AND THEY ARE SPECTACULAR. I DO NOT HAVE A TAB A, I HAVE A SLOT B. I HAVE MONTHLY VISITS FROM AUNT FLO. AS MUCH AS I HATE TO ADMIT IT, I HAVE CHILD-BEARING HIPS.

JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION, YOU WEAR PANTS AND KEEP YOUR HAIR SHORT AND SUDDENLY EVERYBODY ASSUMES YOU HAVE A DICK. WHAT THE HELL.

dammit, I know that fortune teller chick was a complete phony, so why am I still bugging out over that reading she gave me? Who cares what a bunch of fancy playing cards say? *I* know that Duster and me are meant to be!... but I just can't shake the feeling that something bad's gonna happen to us. urgh, I need to do something to get my mind off this. Of all the days for the sex ed teach to take away our monster babies!

Comments

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

Wait what you're a girl?!
I, uh... Think you might be overreacting just a bit... I mean, I can understand how it would be annoying but you are more masculine than many of the boys here.

[oso-tigre.livejournal.com]

I WILL DESTROY YOU

THREE TIMES IN THE LAST WEEK SOMEBODY TOLD ME THEY THOUGHT I WAS A DUDE

IT HAS GONE BEYOND ANNOYING

[raced_god]

...If it makes you feel any better, I did, in fact, know you were a girl.

[oso-tigre.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU.

[not-a-tadpole.livejournal.com]

I'M SORRY.

[oso-tigre.livejournal.com]

DON'T DO IT AGAIN

[pkloveomega.livejournal.com]

I really don't get how people mistake you for a boy, Kumatora.
It was always pretty obvious to me that you were a girl.

Who's Aunt Flo? Is that the seventh Magypsy's name?

[oso-tigre.livejournal.com]

I NO RITE

UHHH ASK YOUR DAD ABOUT THAT WAITNO ASK THE SEX ED TEACHER WAITNO ASK UH.... THE NURSE OR SOMETHING

[getthisguyoffme.livejournal.com]

Ugh, I know how it feels! Everybody in my last school kept thinking I was a girl because of my voice!

I look like a boy...I wear male clothing...I'M A BOY!

Are people really that stupid?

[oso-tigre.livejournal.com]

APPARENTLY THEY ARE

[iwannarawk.livejournal.com]

Jeez! I figured it out when I saw you in person.

[oso-tigre.livejournal.com]

GTFO BIRDBRAIN

[dusterrrr.livejournal.com]

...



UNBELIEVABLE.

[oso-tigre.livejournal.com]

TELL ME ABOUT IT

WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE HEARING ABOUT MY BOOBS?

[rainbowend.livejournal.com]

I thought it was kinda obvious....

[oso-tigre.livejournal.com]

I TOTALLY DID TOO

[getedgy.livejournal.com]

I don't see how you could be mistaken for a guy. I've only seen you once, but you're voice and facial features are certainly femine enough for people to figure it out.

[oso-tigre.livejournal.com]

SERIOUSLY

IT'S NOT THAT HARD, PEOPLE

[pudgy-purple.livejournal.com]

I still do not understand about girls and boys and why there is a difference.

Does every girl have an anty auntie Flo?

[oso-tigre.livejournal.com]

UHHHH YOU'D BE BETTER OFF ASKING MR. OLIMAR ABOUT THAT.

AND UNFORTUNATELY YES WE DO

...THOUGH IT MIGHT BE DIFFERENT FOR YOU SINCE YOU'RE LIKE A PLANT OR SOMETHING.

YEAH TALK TO MR. OLIMAR ABOUT THAT.

[rougefemfatale.livejournal.com]

How amusing~ Teehee! You can always BEAT THEM UP if they give you any trouble like that <3

[oso-tigre.livejournal.com]

THAT IS AN EXCELLENT IDEA

[zigzagzigzag.livejournal.com]

Your aunt visits you every month?

Is it really important for someone to care so much of how they are seen as? I never thought of how people see me as...

[oso-tigre.livejournal.com]

I PROBABLY WOULDN'T CARE SO MUCH IF IT DIDN'T HAPPEN ALL THE GODDAMN TIME

SHE'LL VISIT YOU TOO SOMEDAY

[madyoyoskillz.livejournal.com]

[oso-tigre.livejournal.com]

[fireytrap.livejournal.com]

Yeah right. And I'm a boy.

~<3

[oso-tigre.livejournal.com]

DON'T MAKE ME HURT YOU.

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

... Really? Huh... never would'a guessed.

Maybe it has somethin' to do with me feelin' more feminine than you now, makin' it harder to tell... *shame* how brash ya' look to me. I always associate that with manliness!

((Strikes deleted))

[oso-tigre.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE ONE TO TALK ABOUT MANLINESS, PINK PTERODACTYL.

[illstopyourswop.livejournal.com]

This whole SCHOOL thought I was a boy at one point. Well I'm sorry birds don't have such feminine features and I happen to be such a squawkbox!

[tarot-kitty.livejournal.com]

*sigh*...I do apologize for my mistake. Perhaps I was not paying as much attention as I should have been.

...But really. A little moderation is a good thing now and again, you know.

[sexy-harem.livejournal.com]

What, how the hell did everyone think you weren't a girl?

((Lived with hardcore Gerudo girls most of his life 8U ))